Marcus Fenix: It's just the wind.
Dominic Santiago: Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?
Dominic Santiago: [noticing odd Locust soldier] Uhh... Those aren't drones.
Marcus Fenix: Shit... Looks like they upgraded.
Damon Baird: [on radio] They're called Theron Guards.
Dominic Santiago: You think they know what we're doing?
Marcus Fenix: Well, we're not here to sell cookies... So they know something's up.
Kim: Alpha, this is Delta, we have visual on your position.
Damon Baird: We'd like to have your ammo on our position right now!
Kim: Roger that, sit tight.
Kim: State your name, soldier.
Augustus Cole: Private Augustus Cole, alpha squad, sir!
Dominic Santiago: Cole?... as in The Cole Train?
Augustus Cole: Yeah, that's right.
Dominic Santiago: No way... Cole Train, we saw you play.
Augustus Cole: Hell yeah, baby. Everyone wants to see The Cole Train play!
Dominic Santiago: Marcus, do you remember this guy? Division playoffs? 40 yard line?
Marcus Fenix: I remember that you owe me 20 bucks.
Dominic Santiago: Oh yeah? See me after the war.
Marcus Fenix: Baird, what's the status on that APC?
Damon Baird: [over radio] The status is that it sucks.
Augustus Cole: [under fire] Yeah! Wooo! Bring it on, sucka! This is my kinda shit!
Marcus Fenix: SUCK PAVEMENT!
Marcus Fenix: Anya. Berserker. Satellite?
Marcus Fenix: Control, could you give us Delta Two's location?
Anya: [over radio] GID readings are faint. Looks like... the sewer system?
Damon Baird: [over radio] There's shit everywhere!
Augustus Cole: [over radio] C'mon, Baird! A little bit of this is good for you! Builds your immune system.
Damon Baird: [over radio] Yeah, it also builds disease. Delta Two out.
Dominic Santiago: ...No way.
Marcus Fenix: Sucks to be them.
Marcus Fenix: Cole, what's you're status?
Augustus Cole: Shit yeah, baby we got the hook-up! They given us a big-ass dinner!
Damon Baird: We are gonna get dysentery from this shit.
Augustus Cole: Baird's havin a hard time adjustin, you know.
Marcus Fenix: Tell Baird to shut up and eat, we'll be back soon.
Augustus Cole: Copy that, Cole out.
Augustus Cole: Who loves ya, baby?
Damon Baird: Yeah yeah yeah group hug... Where's Rojas?
Augustus Cole: [shakes head]
Old Man: [upon reaching the stranded settlement and seeing it under attack] Sounds like they could use your help.
[drinks beer and belches]
Marcus Fenix: Looks like you need an access code.
Marcus Fenix: Hmm... Got one?
Dominic Santiago: Yeah, in my other pants.
Marcus Fenix: What are you doing here?
Dominic Santiago: Getting you out. Here, put this on.
Marcus Fenix: You could get into a lot of trouble for doing this.
Dominic Santiago: Not anymore. Things have changed. Common.
Marcus Fenix: What about the other prisoners? We can't just leave them here.
Dominic Santiago: They're gone. Hoffman pardoned everybody.
Marcus Fenix: Is that right?
Dominic Santiago: Welcome back to the army, soldier.
Marcus Fenix: Shit.
Pvt. Carmine: Are you THE Marcus Fenix? The one that fought at Asho Fields?
Marcus Fenix: Yep.
Pvt. Carmine: Wow. Cool!
Marcus Fenix: [looks away] Not really.
Damon Baird: Hi boys!
Marcus Fenix: [looks down to see Cole and Baird in the sewers] I could smell you guys from a mile away.
Damon Baird: Hey, why don't you come down here and join us? There's room for one more! It's a fucking party down here!
Marcus Fenix: Jack, set up a comm link with this guy.
Stranded: Alright, I'll talk to your trash can here.
Dominic Santiago: *Don't* screw up.
Stranded: Hey, I screw up and I never see yo ass again - cause you be dead! Hahaha!
Dominic Santiago: [to himself] I'm gonna kill this guy...
Dominic Santiago: [once the Locust tunnels have finally been destroyed] ... So, what are we doing tomorrow?
Damon Baird: What, there's Stranded here?
Dominic Santiago: Yep, there's a camp just ahead.
Damon Baird: So what, you like hang out with Stranded?
Dominic Santiago: I don't 'hang out' with them, dickwad. I'm looking for somebody.
Marcus Fenix: Baird, shut up. Keep moving.
Damon Baird: What? What did I say? I'm... I'm sure there's... there's some nice... Stranded...
Damon Baird: [Cole and Baird arrive just as Marcus and Dom manage to kill a Corsper] Ah, just in time!
Dominic Santiago: Just in time to kiss my ass...
Victor Hoffman: Bad news, Fenix. It didn't work.
Marcus Fenix: What do you mean 'it didn't work'?
Victor Hoffman: I mean that lousy resonator didn't deliver the goods! We're missing data on, hell I don't know - most of the tunnel network!
Victor Hoffman: We'd need a hundred resonators to map all of the tunnels!
Augustus Cole: This is bullshit!
Damon Baird: [holding up a geobot] So what, we'll just use this instead.
Dominic Santiago: How 'bout I use it to smash your teeth in?
[last lines]
Myrrah: They do not understand. They do not know why we wage this war. Why we will fight, and fight and fight... Until we win... Or we die... And we are not dead yet.
Marcus Fenix: Baird, what's up?
Damon Baird: [through the comm. system] Oh it's bull shit. Somebody figured out that Cole use to play Thrashball and now it's all:
Damon Baird: [feminine voice] "Oh Cole Train! Tell us about that play again!"
Damon Baird: and
Damon Baird: [feminine voice] "Number 83, sign my shirt!"
Damon Baird: Dammit, they won't stop coming!
Augustus Cole: Aw, you know you love it!
Damon Baird: No, actually I *don't*!
Kim: We're Delta Squad. We're here for the resonator.
Marcus Fenix: And to rescue you guys.
Augustus Cole: We've been trying to contact Control, but our radios don't work for *shit*.
Augustus Cole: ...Sir.
Marcus Fenix: [Marcus and Dom cautiously enter a basement] Quiet...
Augustus Cole: [radioing in] Hey! We're all clear up here!
Dominic Santiago: Dammit!
Marcus Fenix: Cole, shut the hell up!
Augustus Cole: Uh-oh! Sorry baby!
Marcus Fenix: [door locked on train cart] Dammit! Jack, open this door.
[Berserker roars]
Dominic Santiago: Great, now what?
Marcus Fenix: Are you kidding me? Berserker!
[on radio]
Marcus Fenix: Anya, we're using the Hammer of Dawn, right now!
Anya: Negative Delta, you can't, not with all those Nemacyst inking the sky.
Marcus Fenix: Fine, we'll go to plan B!
[to Dom]
Marcus Fenix: ... You got a plan B?
Dominic Santiago: What? Hell no!
Marcus Fenix: Shiiiiit!
Dominic Santiago: [after Berserker is killed] Piece of shit!
Marcus Fenix: Cole. Baird. We're in.
Damon Baird: Well it's about time, we've been here for *at least* two minutes.
Marcus Fenix: [sarcastically] Well good for you smart ass.
Damon Baird: Kicked. Their. Asses.
Marcus Fenix: It's not over Baird, you better reload.
Damon Baird: Huh, why?
Marcus Fenix: [More Locust emerge ahead and a Troika gunner opens fire] *That's* why.
Damon Baird: Corpser!
Marcus Fenix: It's pulling back.
Damon Baird: Yah, it's gonna wait. Save us for later.
[ominously]
Damon Baird: Like a snack.
Marcus Fenix: Bullshit.
Damon Baird: You think I'm kidding?
Marcus Fenix: I think you're bat-shit crazy. That's what I think.
Augustus Cole: Aww, ain't that cute.
Dominic Santiago: Like two assholes on their first date.
Augustus Cole: [laughs]
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